Vampire's Kiss Movie Review

THE SUMMER OF NICOLAS CAGE concludes, with Vampire's Kiss! A rather crazy little romp through New York in the 80s, when Nick Cage was younger and not quite so well known. However, most everyone on the planet now knows his face, and it's sci-fi movie reviews from screenshots of this movie even if they don't realize it. A (blog post) chance encount

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Hellraiser 2022 movie reaction

Out now on Hulu, it's the latest Hellraiser movie! Boy, this series has been through the wringer, hasn't it? From Inferno, to Deader, Hellworld, Hellseeker, Revelations and Judgement it seems that the Hellraiser series is mostly about just throwing out a random horror movie, putting pins in someone's cranium and keeping the rights for at least

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Star Wars Review

The king-daddy of science fiction media today.. sort of like Fallout 4 is the lord of post-apocalyptic RPGs, Star Wars needs no introduction. Thus, I'll just use this blurb to point Star Wars Review out that until the early 80s, the film was just called "Star Wars" as "Episode IV: A New Hope" wasn't tacked onto it just yet. That was but the fir

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Monster Island [Movie Review]

Monster Island, a mockbuster of The Asylum which came out in 2019 just around the time of Godzilla: King of the Monsters. The film is about an island called Monster Island that houses a monster. Monster Island is the monster. Because this movie is about an asylum, it has the same budget as a big kid’s meal but uses it sparingly. It only

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Decker Shado Skinned Deep horror movie review

A homage to classic grindhouse horror cinema from 2004, Skinned Deep doesn't shy away from its inspiration at all in its aesthetic. Presented in a 4 by 3 aspect ratio, with heavy film grain and overdubbed dialogue, you don't even need the story of a middle-of-nowhere family of maniacs to make this one feel unnerving. Oh, but it's about a mid

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